panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

incurable-insomnia:

QI rewatch: Gardens

2srooky:

2srooky:

but the real question is how is lizard mcquire doing

i’m happy

danslegsareonfire:

maccasmiz:

the-infallible-empress:

molto-bene-sherlock:

Prince William, Prince Charles, and now Prince George…

The royal family is slowly transforming into the Weasleys.

AND THEN THERE’S HARRY

WHO IRONICALLY IS THE ONLY GINGER ONE

best post ever

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

shubbabang:

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people who bite into ice cream absolutely terrify me

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

derpycats:

best present ever 

  1. Camera: iPhone 5
  2. Aperture: f/2.4
  3. Exposure: 1/20th
  4. Focal Length: 4mm

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!