(Source: loveharrylove)

  • me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.
princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.
princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.
princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.
princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

(Source: odditymall.com)

gaypee:

b1oshocked:

profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

Can someone please help me understand this?

no
gaypee:

b1oshocked:

profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

Can someone please help me understand this?

no

gaypee:

b1oshocked:

profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

Can someone please help me understand this?

no

hhanjii:

gridmark:

so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.

goodbye

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

cybugs:

cinematic excellence 

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

(Source: iheartladygaga)

twentyonee-pilots:

amazingdanandphil1:

Yo if anyone wants to send me pictures of twenty one pilots that would be great.

i think there’s more than twenty one here but it’s very hard to find a picture with just twenty one pilots in them so…

you’re welcome, really

chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

troyesivanandstarbucks:

I have never related so much to something.

troyesivanandstarbucks:

I have never related so much to something.

(Source: lizgillies)

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.